What is Alan Doing Right Now?

Showing newest 6 of 12 posts from July 2008. Show older posts
Showing newest 6 of 12 posts from July 2008. Show older posts

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Gotta Get Votes

Thanks to planning and attending rehearsals for the Houston Press Club's 57th Annual Gridiron Show "We've Gotta get a Bigger Vote," I've been neglecting my blogging... but coming up with wackiness that I will feature here.

Gotta Get Votes (As Sung by Pete Olson)
This is not endorsed by Pete Olson or his campaign... Read over it once, then push play and read it again while its playing.

Well I guess it would be nice
If you could trust somebody
We know Shelly is shoddy
She will embody it too

So you’ve got to think twice
Before you give your vote away
And know all the games Dean plays
Because he’ll betray you too

Oh but I
Need some money for my campaign
Money so you can hear me roar
And help Nick go back
Home to Beaumont
Well it takes a strong man voter
But I'm showing him the door

'Cause I gotta get votes...
Mmm, I gotta get votes
'Cause I gotta get votes, votes,
Mm 'cause I gotta get votes-a-votes-a-votes

Voter
I know you were wishing Tom to stay
Hoping for just one more, one more day
You say Nick’s giving you the blues
Maybe
You mean every word you say
Can't help but bless the USA
And hope that clown Nick will loose

Don’t need to quiver
About that last motion
Before he votes down tax breaks on the floor
Oh voter I will deliver
With strong devotion
But I need you all to help me
And I'll keep away Al Gore

Yes I've gotta get votes...
Mmm, I gotta get votes
'Cause I gotta get votes, votes, votes,
Mm 'cause I gotta get votes-a-votes-a-votes

* This is not endorsed by Pete Olson... I just found it amusing.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Can Space Weaponization Be A Good Thing?

The weaponization of space has been a hot topic for many space cadets since the days of President Reagan and his Strategic Defense Initiative, an idea that would have put lasers in space as a means of defending against Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles. Despite the defensive nature of SDI, it could have led to a new arms race between the Soviet Union and the United States at a time when things were just about to cool down. In addition, it is argued that the technology needed for SDI would allow for the building and positioning of offensive lasers with the ability to attack a target while remaining out of range for retaliation by all but a few of countries. Sure there is an ideal, be it a hope, that international legislation could keep weapons out of space, but without sharp teeth what is to stop a country from breaking the rules as seen with North Korea's flagrant disregard for the Non Proliferation Treaty.

Without even getting into the argument of what a weapon is and how things not traditionally thought of as weapons could be used as such, look at militarization of a whole. Increased militarization of space by its very definition related resources by a country's military. In every country in the world, general military spending greatly out paces civilian space spending. Through encouraging militarization of space, it would lead to more resources going into general research and development of space technology. In fact, for most space faring countries, their civilian s leads to the increasing use and utility of spacepace program was either an outreach from a military space program or greatly benefited from the advancements made through military spending.

Before people say that militarization of space as a whole is bad, they should consider the positive effects it has had. Since the use of space faring satellites to help guide munitions, countries utilizing this technology are able to make more precision strikes on enemy combatants lowering the overall casualty levels during military action. In addition, weather, communication, and global positioning satellites have allowed for reduction in loss of troops to harsh climate and due to accidental fratricides. Militarization of space has also led to diplomacy rather than warfare through 1) the mixed use of reconnaissance satellites and saber rattling and 2) the mutuality assured destruction power of nuclear ICBMs leading to a cold war rather than an active one.

With this in mind, in order to best continue advances in space technology we must embrace the utility of military space applications and allow for duel use potential to benefit civilian space programs. Should a moratorium be placed on weapons in space it will without a doubt hinder the overall spending on space technology for the near future and possibly lead to increased military action and destruction in the distant future.

Friday, July 18, 2008

What is Your Government Up To?

Why did the police office cross the road? To entrap you! Thats right, an undercover operation involving multiple officers spent significant time and money not to track down fugitives, or patrol areas of high criminal action, but to pull over drivers who did not stop when the undercover officer was walking in a crosswalk. Yeah... so the law says to stop for pedestrians... the law also says not to steal. In Chicago, where this took place, about 65 pedestrians die annually... but of course there is no statistic of how many of them were actually in crosswalks! I have a sneaky suspicion that more than 65 people get mugged a year in Chicago... but for some reason the Police Department felt that this operation was more important. According to the report, the team stopped over 35 people an hour (thats 1 person every 2 minutes)... do the math on the number of cross walks in the city... this infraction happens hundreds of thousands of times per year across the city and only leads to a handful of incidents. Perhaps the focus should be on cracking down on jay walking?

Your Government At Work

Perhaps it is time to take a more indepth look at what your government has been up to lately...

In an effort to take people's minds off the real problems of the day, such as the price of oil the future of social security or impending international war... the U.S. Congress is holding hearings on a potential partnership between Google and Yahoo. Remember the fruitlessness of the Major League Baseball hearings? Legislators complain they don't have time to read appropriation bills but they seem to find time to have corporate executives come up to DC and have a public platform to talk about their companies (free advertising). Microsoft representatives were sure to note that "Never before in the history of advertising has one company been in a position to control prices on up to 90 per cent of advertising in a single medium... Not in television, not in radio, not in publishing. It should not happen on the internet." Good thing that you can now advertise on airline boarding passes, I was getting worried there for a second! Hmm... wait... last I checked anyone who has a website could potentially sell advertising on it. Also, doesn't the U.S. Post Office hold a monopoly on mail based advertising? Why isn't that a problem? More importantly... do any constituents actually care??? Oh wait... these companies all give money to elected officials... that explains it!

The Senate is considering ending a two-decade ban on people with HIV visiting or immigrating to the United States. One senator supporting the issue said "There's no excuse for a law that stigmatizes a particular disease." Really? So you would have no problem with teaching having the Plague teaching your kids? What about the chefs with colds sneezing in your food... good with that to? So it's not bad enough that people want to get rid of a law that protects U.S. citizens at a very low cost to the tax payer, but the bill would also contribute $50 billion over the next five years to fight AIDS and other diseases in Africa and other poor areas. What about fighting diseases here in the United States? Gee, this is just what we need... more sick people coming here and more money to help with the problem going to other countries. At least one Senator was willing to point out that "the Congressional Budget Office estimates that the new immigrants coming in under the relaxed policy could cost the government more than $80 million over a 10-year period."

Final Thoughts


Computer games are getting more complex and the characters are getting smarter. Too bad we can't say the same for the kids who play them. I wonder if government officials are getting smarter or dumber... perhaps they should play more video games, it makes kids smarter!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Energy & The Economy with Christopher Marciano: T. Boone Pickens

T. Boone Pickens, famed oilman, has launched a media blitz touting his Pickens Plan (http://www.pickensplan.com/theplan) as the way for the future in energy and a way to break our dependence on foreign oil. So I decided to give it a look. Considering almost no oil is used for electricity production, how will adding wind turbines effect dependence on oil? Pickens envisions that up to 20% of electricity can come from wind. This would offset an equal amount of gas fired generation. Then the natural gas that would have gone into electricity generation could be used to power cars, which offsets demand in oil.

Before we go into the analysis let’s discuss how electric generation operates. People’s usage of electricity changes dramatically over the course of a day and from season to season. From 2am to 2pm, the usage of electricity will increase by about 60-80%. As the day comes and people go to their jobs, the demand for electricity increases. So in order to meet that rise in demand, some power plants that are operating at a lower capacity will be “turned up” and others must be turned on. Of the power plants that must be turned on, only some certain types can start rather quickly….and these are mostly natural gas. The power plants that don’t shut off during the night are your coal and nuclear plants.

The Problems

Pickens wants to take $1.2 trillion and replace natural gas power plants with wind. The wind is fickle and often blows the most at night. Adding wind generation may not displace much gas generation, but the nuclear and coal plants that are operating at night.

The plan would still need to have combustion turbines to back up the wind generation or Americans must change their views about reliability. Texas only considers 8.7% of wind capacity, dependable. That means that if an area has 1000 megawatts (MW) of demand, you would need at least 11,500 MW of wind turbine capacity in order for you be confident your lights turn on when you flick the switch.

Another consideration is, why not nuclear? If you are trying to displace the gas generation that is operating around the clock, why try to displace that with wind, but rather than nuclear? Nuclear is much more dependable, fuel costs are minimal, and the emission are zero.

There are a couple of other temporary problems such as the fact that turbine manufacturers are at capacity and that there is a poor distribution for natural gas for cars. Now if a government is committed to spending over 1 trillion, then manufacturers could add capacity at a price and you would see natural gas stations spring up. One might also be able to tap into the supply at home if you have natural gas heating.

What I liked

He “got the white off the paper.” He also presented his plan with detail and a degree of logic.

T Boone was rather realistic about costs. A 3 MW turbine will cost about $6-7 million. The $1.2 trillion included $200 billion in costs for transmission. When electricity is generated in the middle of nowhere, it must be transmitted to the cities. This can be expensive! He did, however, ignore the cost of backup capacity or the cost escalation that would be seen if demand for turbines skyrocketed.

The idea of displacing gas generation, even if it is not quite as ambitious, isn’t awful. If 10% of gas generation per year could be displaced somehow (combination of wind & nuclear) that could be used to fuel about 10 million cars.

The Gore Plan -

Not to be outdone, Al Gore released a statement saying the US electric generation should be completely Earth-friendly by 2018. He estimated the cost between $1.5 trillion and $3 trillion. That’s about all the information that he gives. So Pickens estimates it costs $1.2 trillion for 20% generation to be by wind, and Gore will do 100% for $3 trillion. Essentially Al Gore is just blowing hot air to get attention.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

When is Sex Ok?

Sex... its a taboo subject for some to talk about and for others to engage in... not for me or this blog of course! Do you ever wonder how far is "too far"? Lets look at through the views of science, international affairs, diplomatic blunders and local oddities...

A recent study has shown that fatty foods may be dangerous to sperm production. Previously it was discovered that obesity is know to decrease women's fertility as well. When you put this together, its clear now why the birth rate for us overindulgent westerners is so much lower than the starving people in third world countries (now called "developing nations" thanks to political correctness). Taken another way you could just eat more McDonald's and invest less in condoms!

The International Criminal Court is going after Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir accusing him of Genocide through means of murder, rape and deportation.. making this the first time prosecutors have issued charges against a sitting head of state. The prosecutor said, "The genocide is ongoing... systematic rape is a key element of the campaign." One victim said rape is woven into the fabric of life in Darfur, and they produce a generation of so-called "janjaweed babies" and lead to an explosion of infanticide by victims. In case this wasn't clear... this is when sex is NOT okay.

Meanwhile, a former U.S. diplomat was convicted of having sex, and taping it, with 14-17 year old girls in Congo and Brazil. His defense is that cultural differences led him to believe that sexual contact with teenage girls was acceptable, specifically claiming, "In the Congo, women develop quickly, both physically and emotionally, due to the substantial responsibility society places on them from early childhood. ... In Kinshasa, the vast majority of teenagers are sexually active with men that are substantially older. ... Their main concern is marrying young girls to men with financial stability, a concern dating thousands of years and cutting across cultural lines." I'm waiting for the excuse that they had "Juicy" written across the ass on their shorts.

Three men, carrying shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms, went to a cemetery...

The Wisconsin state Supreme Court ruled against three men accused of digging up a corpse so one of them could have sex with it... because the corpse was unable to give consent. With this in mind, is it sexual assault if the sex toy does not give consent? While the justice writing the majority opinion said, state law bans sexual intercourse with anyone who does not give consent "whether a victim is dead or alive at the time" the two dissenting justices insisted that lawmakers did not mean to ban necrophilia but to allow assault charges when someone was raped and then killed.

On a totally unrelated side note, other then the sexual innuendo, interesting to note that The Big Easy is the fastest growing city right now...

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

World Heritage is a Terrible Thing to Waste

Fortunately, for 27 places around the globe, that shouldn’t be an issue as they’ve just been added to UNESCO’s list of World Heritage Sites. Named during the organization’s World Heritage Committee meeting, now taking place in Quebec City, they’re the latest additions to a roster that recognizes places with outstanding natural or cultural value.

The World Heritage List includes 878 properties forming part of the cultural and natural heritage which the World Heritage Committee considers as having outstanding universal value.

These include 679 cultural , 174 natural and 25 mixed properties in 145 States Parties. As of November 2007, 185 States Parties have ratified the World Heritage Convention.


Afghanistan

Albania

Algeria

Andorra

Argentina

Armenia

Australia

Austria

Azerbaijan

Bahrain

Bangladesh

Belarus

Belgium

Belize

Benin

Bolivia

Bosnia and Herzegovina

Botswana

Brazil

Bulgaria

Cambodia

Cameroon

Canada

Central African Republic

Chile

China

Colombia

Costa Rica

Côte d'Ivoire

Croatia

Cuba

Cyprus

Czech Republic

Democratic Republic of the Congo

Denmark

Dominica

Dominican Republic

Ecuador

Egypt

El Salvador

Estonia

Ethiopia

Finland

France

Gabon

Gambia

Georgia

Germany

Ghana

Greece

Guatemala

Guinea

Haiti

Holy See

Honduras

Hungary

Iceland

India

Indonesia

Iran (Islamic Republic of)

Iraq

Ireland

Israel

Italy

Japan

Jerusalem (Site proposed by Jordan)

Jordan

Kazakhstan

Kenya

Korea, Democratic People's Republic of

Korea, Republic of

Lao People's Democratic Republic

Latvia

Lebanon

Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Lithuania

Luxembourg

Madagascar

Malawi

Malaysia

Mali

Malta

Mauritania

Mauritius

Mexico

Moldova, Republic of

Mongolia

Montenegro

Morocco

Mozambique

Namibia

Nepal

Netherlands

New Zealand

Nicaragua

Niger

Nigeria

Norway

Oman

Pakistan

Panama

Papua New Guinea

Paraguay

Peru

Philippines

Poland

Portugal

Romania

Russian Federation

Saint Kitts and Nevis

Saint Lucia

San Marino

Saudi Arabia

Senegal

Serbia

Seychelles

Slovakia

Slovenia

Solomon Islands

South Africa

Spain

Sri Lanka

Sudan

Suriname

Sweden

Switzerland

Syrian Arab Republic

Tanzania, United Republic of

Thailand

the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia

Togo

Tunisia

Turkey

Turkmenistan

Uganda

Ukraine

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

United States of America

Uruguay

Uzbekistan

Vanuatu

Venezuela (Bolivarian Republic of)

Viet Nam

Yemen

Zambia

Zimbabwe

Notes

  1. Extension of the "Australian East Coast Temperate and Subtropical Rainforest Park".

    name changed 2007 from 'Central Eastern Rainforest Reserves (Australia)'

  2. Renomination of "Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park" under cultural criteria.
  3. The “Belfries of Flanders and Wallonia” which were previously inscribed on the World Heritage List, are part of the transnational property “The Belfries of Belgium and France”.
  4. Extension of "Jaú National Park".
  5. Extension of the "Glacier Bay/Wrangell/St Elias/Kluane" property.
  6. The "Burgess Shale" property, which was previously inscribed on the World Heritage List, is part of the "Canadian Rocky Mountain Parks".
  7. Extension of "The Potala Palace and the Jokhang Temple Monastery, Lhasa" to include the Norbulingka area.
  8. The “Belfries of Flanders and Wallonia” which were previously inscribed on the World Heritage List, are part of the transnational property “The Belfries of Belgium and France”.
  9. The "Chateau and Estate of Chambord", which was previously inscribed on the World Heritage List, is part of the "Loire Valley between Sully-sur-Loire and Chalonnes".
  10. At the time the property was extended, cultural criterion (iv) was also found applicable.
  11. The "Brihadisvara Temple, Tanjavur", which was previously inscribed on the World Heritage List, is part of the "Great Living Chola Temples".
  12. At the time the property was extended, cultural criterion (iv) was also found applicable.
  13. At the time the property was extended, criteria (iii) and (v) were also found applicable.
  14. The Committee decided to extend the existing cultural property, the "Temple of Ggantija", to include the five prehistoric temples situated on the islands of Malta and Gozo and to rename the property as "The Megalithic Temples of Malta".
  15. The Westland and Mount Cook National Park and the Fiordland National Park, which were previously inscribed on the World Heritage List, are part of the "Te Wahipounamu - South West New Zealand".
  16. The "Convent Ensemble of San Francisco de Lima", which was previously inscribed on the World Heritage List, is part of the "Historic Centre of Lima".
  17. Extension of "Biertan and its Fortified Church".
  18. At the time the property was extended, natural criterion (iv) was also found applicable.
  19. Extension of the "Alhambra and the Generalife, Granada", to include the Albayzin quarter.
  20. Extension of the "Mosque of Cordoba".
  21. The property “Parque Güell, Palacio Güell and Casa Mila in Barcelona”, previously inscribed on the World Heritage List, is part of the “Works of Antoni Gaudí”.
  22. Extension of the "Churches of the Kingdom of the Asturias", to include monuments in the city of Oviedo.
  23. Extension of the "Mudejar Architecture of Teruel".
  24. In 1979, the Committee decided to inscribe the Ohrid Lake on the World Heritage List under natural criteria (iii). In 1980, this property was extended to include the cultural and historical area, and cultural criteria (i)(iii)(iv) were added.
  25. The “Hadrian’s Wall” which was previously inscribed on the World Heritage List, is part of the transnational property “Frontiers of the Roman Empire”.
  26. Extension of "Gough Island Wildlife Reserve".
  27. Extension of the "Glacier Bay/Wrangell/St Elias/Kluane" property.
*: transboundary property
#: As for 19 Natural and Mixed Properties inscribed for geological values before 1994, criteria numbering of this property has changed. See Decision 30.COM 8D.1

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