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Thursday, July 10, 2008

When is Sex Ok?

Sex... its a taboo subject for some to talk about and for others to engage in... not for me or this blog of course! Do you ever wonder how far is "too far"? Lets look at through the views of science, international affairs, diplomatic blunders and local oddities...

A recent study has shown that fatty foods may be dangerous to sperm production. Previously it was discovered that obesity is know to decrease women's fertility as well. When you put this together, its clear now why the birth rate for us overindulgent westerners is so much lower than the starving people in third world countries (now called "developing nations" thanks to political correctness). Taken another way you could just eat more McDonald's and invest less in condoms!

The International Criminal Court is going after Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir accusing him of Genocide through means of murder, rape and deportation.. making this the first time prosecutors have issued charges against a sitting head of state. The prosecutor said, "The genocide is ongoing... systematic rape is a key element of the campaign." One victim said rape is woven into the fabric of life in Darfur, and they produce a generation of so-called "janjaweed babies" and lead to an explosion of infanticide by victims. In case this wasn't clear... this is when sex is NOT okay.

Meanwhile, a former U.S. diplomat was convicted of having sex, and taping it, with 14-17 year old girls in Congo and Brazil. His defense is that cultural differences led him to believe that sexual contact with teenage girls was acceptable, specifically claiming, "In the Congo, women develop quickly, both physically and emotionally, due to the substantial responsibility society places on them from early childhood. ... In Kinshasa, the vast majority of teenagers are sexually active with men that are substantially older. ... Their main concern is marrying young girls to men with financial stability, a concern dating thousands of years and cutting across cultural lines." I'm waiting for the excuse that they had "Juicy" written across the ass on their shorts.

Three men, carrying shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms, went to a cemetery...

The Wisconsin state Supreme Court ruled against three men accused of digging up a corpse so one of them could have sex with it... because the corpse was unable to give consent. With this in mind, is it sexual assault if the sex toy does not give consent? While the justice writing the majority opinion said, state law bans sexual intercourse with anyone who does not give consent "whether a victim is dead or alive at the time" the two dissenting justices insisted that lawmakers did not mean to ban necrophilia but to allow assault charges when someone was raped and then killed.

On a totally unrelated side note, other then the sexual innuendo, interesting to note that The Big Easy is the fastest growing city right now...

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