Gotta Get Votes

Thanks to planning and attending rehearsals for the Houston Press Club's 57th Annual Gridiron Show "We've Gotta get a Bigger Vote," I've been neglecting my blogging... but coming up with wackiness that I will feature here.

Gotta Get Votes (As Sung by Pete Olson)
This is not endorsed by Pete Olson or his campaign... Read over it once, then push play and read it again while its playing.

Well I guess it would be nice
If you could trust somebody
We know Shelly is shoddy
She will embody it too

So you’ve got to think twice
Before you give your vote away
And know all the games Dean plays
Because he’ll betray you too

Oh but I
Need some money for my campaign
Money so you can hear me roar
And help Nick go back
Home to Beaumont
Well it takes a strong man voter
But I'm showing him the door

'Cause I gotta get votes...
Mmm, I gotta get votes
'Cause I gotta get votes, votes,
Mm 'cause I gotta get votes-a-votes-a-votes

Voter
I know you were wishing Tom to stay
Hoping for just one more, one more day
You say Nick’s giving you the blues
Maybe
You mean every word you say
Can't help but bless the USA
And hope that clown Nick will loose

Don’t need to quiver
About that last motion
Before he votes down tax breaks on the floor
Oh voter I will deliver
With strong devotion
But I need you all to help me
And I'll keep away Al Gore

Yes I've gotta get votes...
Mmm, I gotta get votes
'Cause I gotta get votes, votes, votes,
Mm 'cause I gotta get votes-a-votes-a-votes

* This is not endorsed by Pete Olson... I just found it amusing.