It started with the abomination presidency of Lil’ Bush Jr. He doesn’t talk in public so much anymore. I got my wish on that one, but the reason behind his agoraphobia is so obvious. Even Bush is getting rot gut just telling us how well taken care of every one is. If I don’t hear something more substantive than promises of stimulated economy heaven and minimum wage increase fix-it-all, like say for example, a serious answer to the bad debt, people and banks are fucked problem, I’m going to jump ship on the news for a new life with the Teletubbies. They treat me like I’m stupid but at least they tell me they love me after 30 minutes of not lying to me.
So here we are. Bush is already packing his shit to retreat to his natural environment amongst the cattle, rednecks and other dumb animals. John McCain stands with a reserved dignity, possibly a side effect of aging, upon the sullied throne of the Republican Party. Ready and willing to stare down any enemies of the glorious red white and blue with nihilistic and apocalyptic iron will. Gifted from the altar of the glorious golden Democratic ass…. a shining, unblemished idol whom people recall only as the guardian of the Golden Age….We have been given pseudo-revolutionary Senator Obama on the one hand. His platform is simple: “change”. We don’t know what exactly, but we can rest comfortably knowing he trusts reputable spiritual advisors with solid heads on their shoulders to keep him on the right track. Don’t forget “eight years of experience my fucking ass” Senator Clinton. Sleeping in the White House two rooms away from your husband violating ugly interns for eight years is the perfect finishing touch to any resume.
I only see this thing ending in a most undesirable and doomed procession of incompetent and baffled political shame and degradation regardless of the outcome of our electronic ballots, which don’t offer the opportunity to verify ANYTHING as accurate or true by the way..
So I guess the one thing we should all take from this is obvious….. The Jews and the Gay Mafia have finally decided to operate in the open with unrestrained use of their vast resources in the banking and television industries to unite the world under one currency in hedonism and sodomy while at the forefront of it all they poison our drinking water to make us docile and sterile while more and more frustrated and suicidal men with blue balls pay into the Viagra death fund wherein the pills make one susceptible to imprint and remote programming via subconscious mental triggers upon the nearing anniversary publication of “To Kill a Mockingbird”.
Remember, when you vote they fill the booth with a clear, odorless gas that penetrates the mucus membranes of the eyes, mouth, nose, ears, rectum, penis, and vagina. The origin and purpose of this gas is still unknown……..we are looking into the possibility of mind controlling nanotechnology….more to come….
Open eyes my brothers!
* Conspiring with Brandon Boucher is an irregular feature on Steinberg For Congress
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