We have been vigilante. The oil burns fast in the night. And yet we know it burns not bright enough. For the demon shadows are fierce. And we are armed with little but night.
To be unoriginal here and quote a comedian, Katt Williams said something to the effect of :
It is disgusting and sad but that thought isn’t far out my mind when I’m at the pump and I am quite far from claiming to be poor. So Obama stands for real change. He “gets” me. So I’m absolutely sure this call to Senator Obama begging to represent my voice cannot conscionably go unanswered. Such a noble man. However, can I expect he wouldn’t be familiar with the cries of the common man? Of course our glorious Senator has noticed the obvious increase of popularity in Miller High Life, “The champagne of beers,” amongst us the common at the local market. Other than the theorem that our populace can no longer afford decent, adequate lager why might one expect a doubling of the shit beer offering at the grocery store during the newborn hunger pains of our most recent recession? Surely such obvious symptoms along with bologna, mac & cheese, and herbal douche sales rising are indicators of the Revolution of the Apocalypse as foretold by George Bush Sr.? Who could argue these obvious and indisputable facts of agreement?
Sleep eerily my friends….there is a slimy beast about…. And though we are assured of its presence….it has not yet demonstrated its technique…our desecration is to be felt in its putrid violation! At arms reposed!
Strengthen in your resolve all brothers in light! The code is obvious and has been given broadly in this cipher!
* Conspiring with Brandon Boucher is an irregular feature on Steinberg For Congress
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