Getting Louder with Steven Crowder: John McCain

Alright. The democrats have, Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton. If Obama wins, they'll have the first African American (or "Molatto") president in the history of the United States. If Hilary "Pants suit" Clinton wins, we'll have the first Female president (and possibly the first "Closet Lesbian" president) in the history of the United States.

If John McCain wins... We've got another old dude in office.

Don't get me wrong, I haven't quite hopped on the "McCain hate" wagon (though I think there were better candidates)... But, could the man look any less presidential? Did you catch him in the debates? The man, constantly looks like he just awoke from a nap. His suits are are wrinkled, haven't been tailored, his hair is frizzy and he flashes a gnomish grin. It would be acceptable if this were the male version of "America's Next Top Model", and Johnny was going for the "tussled, bed-head" look... Alas, this isn't the case.

My question is; Where are the advisor's? You'd think that at least one of them would say "Hey John, you're going to be on National television as you vie for the heart of Americans across the globe, in an attempt to secure position, in the most powerful office on the planet... Might want to think about brushing your teeth."

It sounds vain, I know, but this is exactly the type of thing that can affect the outcome of elections. John Kerry lost, because he looked like Herman Munster. William McKinley, won votes based on his eyebrows alone. Nixon's impeachment had nothing to do with Watergate... It was the jowls. "Steven, where are you going with this? Are you saying that you won't vote for someone based on their looks alone?"

(To Be Continued...)