People Not Running For President.

Michael Bloomberg who rumor has it was prepared to spend $1 billion on his own independent campaign has decided that rather than run as an independent he will support the candidate that "takes an independent, nonpartisan approach." Bloomberg will continue to focus his efforts on running New York City, being King of the Jews, and harassing local women.

Mayor Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, now infamous for her MySpace
lingerie/firetruck picture (Look Right), has now been stripped ... of her position. "The pictures of her in black bra and panties were taken for a contest about fitness before her election, Kontur-Gronquist said, but a relative posted them on MySpace in hopes it would improve her social life." Of the 500 people in town, the tally was 142-139, percent speaking this voter turn out is much higher than the national average.

Jay Leno is set to leave "The Tonight Show" in 2009, but he will likely stay out of politics. While he is being sought by ABC, FOX, and possibly even a new show on NBC... so far no one has been in touch with him from any of the political parties. In the meantime, while the political parties show some interest in me, none of the networks have contacted me directly about hosting a show.

In Money News...

You may be noticing that its getting more expensive to fill up your gas tank. I know that I am! That is because crude prices spiked above $102 a barrel for the first time Wednesday. One energy analyst blames the market, "This is a market that has been trending strongly to the upside, ignoring fundamentals, and focusing on other factors... They are not looking at how oil supply compares with oil demand." I blame the anti-nuclear power people who have prevented us from being energy independent for a number of years. For those of you who always wondered. 1 barrel of oil = 158.987296 liters, or 42 gallons.

Meanwhile, everyone's least favorite company, Microsoft, has been fined $1.3 billion. Why you ask? Because the EU has anit-trust issues.