Fed. Govt. working to protect sperm from cell phones?

Welcome back from your overseas trip fellow U.S. Citizen, please have out your passport and be ready to have your cell phone logs deleted, your web traffic examined and your hard drive copied. Yes, we are the U.S. government, and no we do not have a warrant.

Silly me, but I do not remember voting for this... what ever happened to the 4th Amendment?

"The government is going well beyond its traditional role of looking for contraband and really is looking into the content of people's thoughts and ideas and their lawful political activities." The best part about it is... you could be arrested because he can't prove the songs on his MP3 player were downloaded legally! Be sure to keep your receipt handy or you could end up arrested like the 278 people who's liberties where infringed upon by the Houston PD a few years back.

Perhaps the federal government is just trying to protect my sperm from the evils of technology? Science is now proving what I already figured out: cell phones are the new form of birth control! If you have a job where you are on call and so easily reached by cell phone you already knew how cell phones have a tendency to inhibit certain activities.... but a new study shows "sperm count and sperm quality tended to decline as daily cell phone hours increased."