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Friday, January 25, 2008

Look Ma dem Aliens are Back for Milk!

Ok, so the Roswell/Area 51 thing was way before I was born, but even I have to hope that there is life out there and that the government is involved in a massive cover up, aka project bluebook.

Thanks to recent changes of heart regarding the U.S. military's release of information, we might just have another cover up... or at least something to keep those conspiracy theorists busy with!

"U.S. military officials said Wednesday that fighter jets were training in a rural area the night of Jan. 8 when dozens of people reported seeing a UFO. Although officials at the Naval Air Station Reserve Base in Fort Worth initially said none of their planes were in the area of the UFO reports, they changed their story Wednesday."

"This supports our story that there was UFO activity in that area," said Kenneth Cherry, the Texas director of the Mutual UFO Network, which took more than 50 reports from locals at a meeting last weekend. "I find it curious that it took them two weeks to 'fess up. I think they're feeling the heat from the publicity."

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Some locals have wised up and and embraced the true potential of the event... the ability to sell people overpriced merchandise! Some high-schoolers made T-shirts and I would love to get my hands on one... that read "Stephenville: the new Roswell" on the front and "They're here for the milk!" on the back. A picture features flying saucer beaming up a cow.

"What we want is the government to admit there are UFOs and what they know about them,"
- Don't we all?

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1 comments:

Nathan said...

LOL! "...the true potential" of the event: merchandise. Maybe that is as far as this will go. But either way, you're right. It will keep the conspiracy theorists busy for a long time!

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